"You poor creature! Do you not wish to be saved from the dirt?" "Oh! But I love the taste of Earth." "Is not life so low, so boring down there?" "No. This is where reality fills me with goodness, with gladness." "Being unimaginative is only a problem when you're easily bored," ~ Nassim Taleb You say, "My imagination is unparalleled." "Show me," I ask. "Lead me through your dreamt adventures." You say, "You bore me." Now I know you lie. Who are you to place your boredom onto me? Am I responsible for the longevity of your imagination? Am I the keeper of your interest? Not until you bid me. I do not owe you the fascinating jewels of my heart until you have proved yourself safe. You are only bored with me because you are lazy. You procrastinate and flee. What do you hide from? Boredom is your problem . If my shell bores you, break it. I'm waiting to be known. Do not say I bore you. N...